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My preacher told us we were gonna learn about our savior in Sunday school today.

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I was touched by an angel as a lonely child

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My grandma has an Onlyfans

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I went on a date with a cougar

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I made out with a girl in front of her boyfriend

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I knew it was her that silently farted on our initial blind date. It’s soured me on bulldogs but there’s this sweet, new collie down the street…

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During an interview I was asked why I was terminated from so many jobs in a short span of time.

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"How many fingers am I holding up?", my older brother would tease me after he cooked me in the head

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The vampire was waiting all day in the beautiful maiden's attic until she fell asleep

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“Trick or treat!!” They said as I got my candy bowl ready.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My preacher told us we were gonna learn about our savior in Sunday school today.	1
I was touched by an angel as a lonely child	1
My grandma has an Onlyfans	1
I went on a date with a cougar	1
I made out with a girl in front of her boyfriend	1
I knew it was her that silently farted on our initial blind date. It’s soured me on bulldogs but there’s this sweet, new collie down the street…	1
During an interview I was asked why I was terminated from so many jobs in a short span of time.	1
"How many fingers am I holding up?", my older brother would tease me after he cooked me in the head	1
The vampire was waiting all day in the beautiful maiden's attic until she fell asleep	1
“Trick or treat!!” They said as I got my candy bowl ready.	1